Vada Pochche

In 1994 one vada Rs.1 one STD call Rs.4
Today one vada Rs.4 one STD call Rs.1

Aaga mothathula vada pochche....

What has wheels and flies?

Garbage Truck

Health tip:

Thondai kara kara nu irunda Enna Pannanum ?


Theryala ?

"Surf Excel" podunga.
Inda kara
Anda kara
Enda karaya irundalum poidum...

Good Night

Hello nethu yen "good night" anuppala ?
ennaala thoongave mudiyala.
Innaiku atleast oru "Allout" aavathu anuppunga?
Kosu thollai thaanga mudiyala.

Lover

Always keep ur LOVER'S photo in your purse.
Whenever you are in some big trouble,
see the photo, you will feel that no other problem is bigger than this.

TENNIS

Ippo neenga unga mobile la TENNIS paakanuma ?

Its Simple....

is is is is is
is is is is is

Count panni paarungo. Ten "is" Irukkum.

Interview

MD : Give me the opposite words.

John : Ok sir.

MD : made in India.

John : Pallam in pakistan.

MD : Good, keep it up.

John : Bad, put it down.

MD : Maxi mum.

John : Mini dad.

MD : Enough, take your seat.

John : Insufficient, give my seat.

MD : Idiot! Take your seat.

John : Clever! give my seat.

MD : I say you get out!

John : You didn't say I come in !

MD : I reject you!

John : You appoint me!

MD : Kadavulae enna kappathu.

John : Saithanae avana kollu.

Ladies Bus Conductor

A boy Prayed : Oh ! God Give me one bag full of money, a job, one big vechicle and many girls.

GOD : Your wish is fulfilled.


He Become a....


CONDUCTOR IN A LADIES BUS.

Master Plan

Unga veetla "ERUMBU" thollai iruka, Adha close panna Master plan...

Sugar-la chilli power mix panni vechidunga, Erumbu adha sugar-nu nenachi saapidum, appo adhoda "NAAKU" kaarathula Erium, Appo erumbu thanni kudika water tank-ku varum! Appa neenga pinnadi irundhu tank-la thalli vittudunga. Erumbu sethudum. epadi idea.

Tomorrow karappan puchiya kolluvathu eppadinu solrean.

Odu Odu Odu...

Hai



Onnumila



summathan


Nejama Onnumilla




Sonna Puriyatha?




Tamilla thane solluren?





Sathiyama onumila





ada... da...





Vidamata poliruge!



ok.. ok..




soluren









Kovilla sundal tharangalam
Odu...odu...odu...

Lkg romio

Lkg class payan: Techer enna pathi enna ninaikiringa?

Teacher: Very Sweet

Payan: Machan Sonnenla ava enna root viturada.
En anjala maja ava.

Amazing Truth

In 1872 the mexican airlines and the kingfisher jet smashes in the sky...
Nobody could findout reson for the accident...
Oly in 2009 the nasa has found the reson that same smashed 2 times each other because
"Oru thadava mudittu vida kommbu mulachidum theriyatha"

Teacher

Stdnt:-teacher ungaluku lovena pudikatah? Teacher:- pudikumay Stdt:- unga ponnu kitta en love ha sona "ithellam enga ammavuku pidikathu nu solra" konjam sollunga...

Vasthu Idayam

Astrologer: Vasthu padi heart right side irukanum

Doctor: illa left side (doctor dead body open panni prove apnnitaru)

Astrologer: adhan sethutan!

Single Singham Sangam

'Puli ku munnala pona manum, ponnuku pinnala pona aanum...pizhachadha sarithiramae illa!'

-by "Single-ah irundhu Singhama vazhvor sangam!"

Appa - Magan!

Appa: "Appa solradhai kekanum. illaina urupada mudiyadhu!"

Magan: "Aduku ippo feel panni enna use? Thatha sollum podhey nee ketrukanum!"

Rate cutter!!

Prinipal: "College-la girls oda pesina oru naalaiku Rs.100 fine. Rendavadhu naalum pesina Rs.200 fine!"

Student: "Sir..iduku rate cutter edhuvum poda mudiyadha?"

Sinam Konda Singham!

"Sinam konda singathai oru chinna plastic cover la adachi paathirukiya maapla!"
"Illaiyae..!"
"Indha en ID card. Nalla paathuka!"

Saalaiyil oru teenage Ponnum Paiyanum

"Deeii muttal, nee bike-la vandha vegathula en maela modhi irundha enna aagirukum?"

"Nee ivlo pesiruka mattae!"

Pettha Ponnum-Exam Paper um

"Pettha ponnum Exam paper um onnumgha..."

 

"Epadi?"

 

"Rendumae katti kudukara varaikum tension ah irukum..."

Vadai SUTTADHU yaaru?!!!

Neenga Arivaalina Indha kelviku badhil sollungha paakalaam....?

Paati vadai sutts story la, vadai ya SUTTADHU

(a)Paatiyaa...?

(b)Kaakkava..?

(c)Vadaisattiya...? Yosingha!

Perai Kettale athiranum...

Producer: Padathoda perai ketale students ellam athiranum. Appati oru title sollunga.

Director:"To Day Semester Tomorrow Result"

2 loosu

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga... :)

Difference B/W Rain & Sun

Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

1

2

3

4

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

Binladen Fan

Police: Binladen ah pudicha 5 crores prize.
Manga: Ennaku price kudunga.
Police: Why?
Manga: Enaku Binladena romba pudikum...

Cricket Oru Fraud Game

1. Kaila ball vachikitte NO BALL nu solluvanga.
2. Overnu sollittu over mela overa poduvanga .
3. All outnu solluvanga aana 10 peruthaan out aagi irupaanga.
4. Oru overuku 6 ballnu sollittu ore ball thaan vachiruppaanga .
5. Oru batsman out na umpire oru kaiya thookkaraanga. Appo, Rendu kaiya thookina rendu batsman outthane? aana sixnu 6-run kodukkuraanga.

Entha oru nayam sir ethu...

wishing well

I dropped a coin in "wishing well" and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, "Intha Paisaku ithan varum".

Chemistry question

Ithu oru chemistry question so plz dont read it..

Sonna Kaelu..

Sari padi.
Complete the equation
Ba+2Na=?


Theriyalaya?

hiyo, hiyo

Banana.

SORRY Telling Day

Today is "SORRY Telling Day"
So if i've hurt u anytime, anywhere, or disturbed u, then I seriously say to u just 3 words,






"appadi than pannuvaen" :)

Over Visuvasam

Rowdy: Thalaiva, Neenga sonna mathiriye Assistant Commissionera theethu katitom.

MLA: Naan eppadaa sonnen?

Rowdy: Tensana irukku, AC'ya podunnu sonningale

PHILIPS Company Offer!

'PHILIPS' Company la pazhaya Tube Light kudutha puthu Tube light Tharangalaam!. Naan Mudiyathunu sollitaen! Yaenna?

Ennakku Nee thaan mukiyam.

Height of nose cut

One boy asks a girl, "Can u dance with me?"
Girl:Sorry I cant dance with a child.
Boy: Oh! Sorry. I don't know that u r pregnant.

Thuni kadai owner

Ennatha periya thuni kadai owner ah irunthalum, avaruku porakara kozhantha dress illama than porakum.
By Deepavaliku puthu thuni edukathor sangam

Short Sight

Namma ayyaswamy aatril padagil poi kondurikirar..appodhu thoorathil oru
board ulladhai paarthu adhil enna ezhudhi irukiradhu endru padika
muyalgirar..aanal avaraal padika mudiyavillai...enavae avar padagil irundhu
kudhithu neendhi sendru padikirar..."inghu mudhalai ulladhu...yaarum ingae
neendha vaendaam.."

Konjam Physics

Scientist ellam sorghathula kannamoochi vilaiyadikitu irukangha..namma
Einstien kandu pidipavar..aanal Newton olindhu kollamal oru meter
sadurathil nindrar..
Einstien: Newton ai kandupidithu vitaen..
Newton:Illai..thavaru, naan Newton illai..naan oru meter sadurathil
nirkiraen...naan (Newton/meter square)..enavae naan Pascal..
By Physics padichu paithiyamanoor sangam

Palli vizhuntha pallan

Kanvan: Calendar-la enna paakara?
Manaivi:palli vizhum palan..
Kanavan: Konda..naan paakaraen..adhu seri..palli enga

vizhundhudhu?
Manaivi: Neengha sapta sambar-la..

Exam Hall

Manavan: All the Best..!
Manavi: All the Best..!
Manavan Fail..Manavi 80%...
Needhi: Nallavangha vaaku mattum dhan palikum..
(ozhungha padika mudiyalinu epadi samalikaraanghapaa)

Accident

Police: Bus epadi Accident aachu??
Driver: adhan sir enakum puriyalai...naan nalla thookathula irundhaen..

Do you Understand?

Teacher: Evan oruvanaal oru vishayathai matravargaluku puriya vekka
mudiyavillai yo avan oru muttal..
Students: Puriyalai Sir!

Nalla paaru...Nallu paaru

Ella nallum orae maadiri irukuma??
?
?
?
44444444444444444
44444444444444444
44444444444444444
nalla paathokongha...ella nallum orae maadiri iruku...

Night Study

Appa: nethu raathiri parichaiku padichaenu sonna, aana un room la light ae
eriyalai?
Magan: padikara interest la adhu ellam naan kavanikalai paa!!

Sentiment:

Enna dhan neengha sentiment paathalum, kappal kilambaradhuku munnadi
elimichai pazham vekka mudiyadhu..sangu oodhitu dhan kilambanum...

3mokkais:

a)Night-la kosu kadicha good-knight vekkalaam..adhuvae morning la kadicha
good morning vekka mudiyuma?
b)Paper poduravan paperkaaran, paal poduravan paalkaran...appo pichai
poduravan pichaikarana?
c)Ella stage-liyum dance aadalam..aana koma-stage la stage mudiyuma?

Kaasu illa

Person1: hotel-la saptu paakaraen, kaila kaasu illaa...
Person2: ayyayoo..aparam enna paneengha?
Person1: aparam pocket-la irundhu eduthu koduthutaen...

Mamaaa...Thathaa...

Nehru sonnar: soambaeri thaname miga periya ethiri..
Gandhi sonnar: ungal ethiriyai nesiyunghal...
Ippo sollungha...mama sollradha kekaradha thatha sollradha kekaradha?

Ennaium Onnaium

Ennaium, Onnaium sernthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?

” N ” ” 1


Enna paarthaachaa
Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanum.

Question & Answer paper

Onnumae theriyadha student kitta question paper kudukaraangha....

Ellam therinja vaathiyaar kitta answer paper kudukarangha....

Enna kodumai sir idu...!!!

Urundu Porandu Yosipomla

Hand wash'nna KAI kaluvarathu,
Face wash'nna MUGAM kaluvarathu,
Appo.

Brain Wash'nna yenne BRAIN ne kaluvaratha?
Naatame Neengele oru nalle theerpe sollunge

yaara nambarathu

'Top-up pottu SMS Anuppara Nanbana nambu'
Aanaa
'Make-up pottu Missed call kodukara pennai Nambaathea'!
By ayiram roopaiku mael mobile bill katuvor sangam

Love

Boy:I luv u.
Girl:naan madhavan mathiriyana paiyana than luv pannuven...

Boy:naan madhavan mathiri irundha unna yen luv panna poraen.!
Girl:. ...!??
By attufigurgalin attagasathai adakkum sanga thalaivar

English Tamil Kadi

Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
"AADU"

A Luv Letter

To,
Pinky
UkG A
Dear Pinky,
I luv u.My dream i c u.Everywhr u.U no.I live no.I com red shirt tmrw.U luv i,u com red frock.I wait down mango tree.U no come,I jump train.Sure come..
urs lovely,Nandha,1std B

now Pinky replies
Darling,ur letter mom see.Papa beat me,beat me so many beat me.I cry.I cry.So no com 2 mango tree.No jump train.I luv u.C another day.I no red frock.Only green.U luv me,u com green.
urs truly pinky..

Suthuthae Suthuthae boomi...

Man: Swamiji ulagam yen ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam yen sutha koodadhu?

"Miss" Understanding

What Is The Diff B/W Understanding & Misunderstanding.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understanding!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstanding..!

Definition of Mokka?

Define mokka?

Mokka is defined as a comedy or a joke without a laugh.

Some qualities are

-None will laugh after a mokka.
-Everyone will say ousssss.
-A strong mokka can even cause blood in ears.
-The specially in it is that every one can put mokkais...

Finally this message is an example of mokkai.
Vazhga Mokkai

Ethana Time daa....

Birth - One Time
Death - One Time
Love - One Time
Life - One Time

Gokkamakka Exam mattum evlo time.

-by
Exam-i ethirpor sanga Thalaivar.

Rendu Poochi Walking Pochi

Rendu poochi kalaila walking pochi..oru poochiku romba kuliruchu, aana innoru poochiku kuliravae illa, Why?
Bcoz adhu "KAMBLI POOCHI"..ctrl urself...

In partnership with "Inum kozhandhaiyavae irupor sangam"

Carrot and Kannadi

Carrot sapta kannu nalla theriyumnu epdi solrae?
....


Epavavathu muyal kannadi pottu nee pathu irukiya!!!!

Marana Mokka

Once WWF star Rock's mother saw Rajini's 'thalapathy' film and clapped continuously. Do u know y?

Bcoz of the song "Adi rock amma kaiya thattu!"

Think abt urself

Close ur eyes, think abt urself. Specially ur Face, ur Style, ur Character,

Now open ur eyes.

Oru Comedy padam partha effect irunthirukumae!